I'm fun, funny & sociable. I love meeting & chatting with people who have a good sense of humor & also a wide range of interest. Life is too short to dwell on anything negative. Having fun & sharing it with friends is my motto in life!
THÀNH VIÊN HẠNG NẶNG
ngothinguyet91
Tổng số bài gửi : 51
Points : 47299
Danh tiếng : 1
Ngày sinh nhật : 18/10/1991
Ngày em tham gia : 18/06/2011
Tuổi của em : 32
Đến từ : UNETI
Nơi làm việc : Music, jogging, cook, travel, make friend, discover(explore) the mystery, ............
Châm ngôn của bạn : I'm fun, funny & sociable. I love meeting & chatting with people who have a good sense of humor & also a wide range of interest. Life is too short to dwell on anything negative. Having fun & sharing it with friends is my motto in life!
Tiêu đề: Jokes
- Alo, My small bird! - No , Bird father here! - Oh, I am so sorry! How are you? - Strong enough to fight! - @_@ allow me to know ur daughter is at home , pls? - She don't have home it is the homeless ! ... I mean She is at home now? -If not ,what ? - Where have she gone? -She have just gone company. - Please give me her phone number... - No, many number! - Please give me one her phone number - 8 ... - 8 What else? - U said that one number! - Please give me remainder number - 5,7,3,6,8,2 arrangement how It's depend on you! - @ @
Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:17 am
I'm fun, funny & sociable. I love meeting & chatting with people who have a good sense of humor & also a wide range of interest. Life is too short to dwell on anything negative. Having fun & sharing it with friends is my motto in life!
THÀNH VIÊN HẠNG NẶNG
ngothinguyet91
Tổng số bài gửi : 51
Points : 47299
Danh tiếng : 1
Ngày sinh nhật : 18/10/1991
Ngày em tham gia : 18/06/2011
Tuổi của em : 32
Đến từ : UNETI
Nơi làm việc : Music, jogging, cook, travel, make friend, discover(explore) the mystery, ............
Châm ngôn của bạn : I'm fun, funny & sociable. I love meeting & chatting with people who have a good sense of humor & also a wide range of interest. Life is too short to dwell on anything negative. Having fun & sharing it with friends is my motto in life!
Tiêu đề: Re: Jokes
- "I hate my mother-in-law," Larry tells his buddy Harry. - "But without her, you wouldn't have your wife." - "And that's another reason why I hate her.
(Ka ka )
Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:20 am
I'm fun, funny & sociable. I love meeting & chatting with people who have a good sense of humor & also a wide range of interest. Life is too short to dwell on anything negative. Having fun & sharing it with friends is my motto in life!
THÀNH VIÊN HẠNG NẶNG
ngothinguyet91
Tổng số bài gửi : 51
Points : 47299
Danh tiếng : 1
Ngày sinh nhật : 18/10/1991
Ngày em tham gia : 18/06/2011
Tuổi của em : 32
Đến từ : UNETI
Nơi làm việc : Music, jogging, cook, travel, make friend, discover(explore) the mystery, ............
Châm ngôn của bạn : I'm fun, funny & sociable. I love meeting & chatting with people who have a good sense of humor & also a wide range of interest. Life is too short to dwell on anything negative. Having fun & sharing it with friends is my motto in life!
Tiêu đề: Re: Jokes
Five Rules
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk!
Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:12 pm
I'm fun, funny & sociable. I love meeting & chatting with people who have a good sense of humor & also a wide range of interest. Life is too short to dwell on anything negative. Having fun & sharing it with friends is my motto in life!
THÀNH VIÊN HẠNG NẶNG
ngothinguyet91
Tổng số bài gửi : 51
Points : 47299
Danh tiếng : 1
Ngày sinh nhật : 18/10/1991
Ngày em tham gia : 18/06/2011
Tuổi của em : 32
Đến từ : UNETI
Nơi làm việc : Music, jogging, cook, travel, make friend, discover(explore) the mystery, ............
Châm ngôn của bạn : I'm fun, funny & sociable. I love meeting & chatting with people who have a good sense of humor & also a wide range of interest. Life is too short to dwell on anything negative. Having fun & sharing it with friends is my motto in life!
Tiêu đề: Re: Jokes
- A foreign visitor asked travel guide: "I've been to Vietnam many times. There are two very famous bay in Vietname that I have visited the "Nha Trang Bay" and "Ha Long Bay, But there is a gulf I saw a lot of advertising, everywhere. Can you lead me to visit you? - He guides quickly asked: Can you tell me the name of that bay, pls - Foreign visitor point up the street walls spelled it babbles "Cam Dai Bay"
Ka ka: Cam Dai Bay ís a place where is around us - only Boys come there, Girls don't come there
Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:42 pm
I'm fun, funny & sociable. I love meeting & chatting with people who have a good sense of humor & also a wide range of interest. Life is too short to dwell on anything negative. Having fun & sharing it with friends is my motto in life!
THÀNH VIÊN HẠNG NẶNG
ngothinguyet91
Tổng số bài gửi : 51
Points : 47299
Danh tiếng : 1
Ngày sinh nhật : 18/10/1991
Ngày em tham gia : 18/06/2011
Tuổi của em : 32
Đến từ : UNETI
Nơi làm việc : Music, jogging, cook, travel, make friend, discover(explore) the mystery, ............
Châm ngôn của bạn : I'm fun, funny & sociable. I love meeting & chatting with people who have a good sense of humor & also a wide range of interest. Life is too short to dwell on anything negative. Having fun & sharing it with friends is my motto in life!
Tiêu đề: Re: Jokes
A Vietnamese boy accidentally touched a foreigner. He said: I'm sorry. Foreigner responded: I'm sorry too. The Vietnamese boy heard that and hurriedly replied: I'm sorry three. The foreigner was puzzled and asked: What are you sorry for? Vietnamese boy replied: I'm sorry five. The foreigner was annoyed and said: Oh, shit! The Vietnamese boy looked worried and said: Oh, seven!
Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:15 am
Tiêu đề: Jokes
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